Thank you Supreme Leader. Without the vigilant dedication of IRGC forces under your command, clearly the world would have been taken over by tall, evil, white aliens decades ago. Fars News and its dedicated reporting of these tumultuous times and the terrifying threat of Mach 10, green glowing, UFOs of Doom has been a Godsend to us in the West who don’t here these stories from our alien run government.
But in all seriousness, why are we negotiating with a bunch of Islamo-Facist Mullahs who think we’re run by space aliens who helped the Nazis build submarines in the 1930s?
Forbes, Did Iranian Fighters Battle UFOs?